foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

Donald Johnson

Somebody who who is dumber than Boris Johnson and Donald trump together

Hi I’m a Donald Johnson

by Yol May 4, 2020

The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.

someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”

by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023

Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming

Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry

by El daddio December 11, 2022

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021