January 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY

GIRL: BAE ITS JANUARY 16

BOY: OK AND??
GIRL: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR HOODIE

by published name January 14, 2021

January 19

Your friends birthday.

Oh it’s January 19! Happy Brithday ___

by Gouuto January 19, 2021

january 27

a super cool birthday when all the coolest people are born and ur even cooler if you were born at night 😎

you’re birthdays january 27?? you must be super cool

by mozflash January 25, 2021

January 27

National do what your girlfriend says day...

“Hey you gotta suck my toes it’s January 27”

by Koochieslayaa January 26, 2021

22nd January

The day a legend was born

Malte Moldt the legend was born on 22nd January

by Moldt April 9, 2021

January 4th

Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.

Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.

Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th

Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th

by Blood Bill January 3, 2012

January 6

The day of the capital insurrection in which MAGAts stormed Washington DC. Minimal damages were reported, only easily replaceable doors and windows were broken and Maximum memes were harvested.

Friend: Bruh didn’t you heard about the capitol insurrection? An ox hat earring dude took over
Me: That’s crazy, it’s only January 6,hopefully 2022 will be better doe

by Shutter_bug January 9, 2021