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dinoscape hack

when u hack in dinoscape like childrens lonk
by bltsandwich September 26, 2021
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Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.
I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.
by Kevinburger July 23, 2021
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Hack

Short for "hackneyed." Something that used to be cool, but has now become so mainstream/overrated that it's no longer cool.
My favorite TV show used to be The Office, but now it's hack, so I can't really say that anymore.
by Joe Hega August 8, 2021
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Life Hacks

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it
"life hacks are dumb bruh"
by derpylemon June 28, 2021
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hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads
badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...
by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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hack

To notice your friend has left their Facebook account logged on on your computer and to promptly post ridiculous shit from said account
Woah, Jenny left her facebook open, lets hack it!
by BobbyZ500 December 16, 2011
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