Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.

Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"

by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

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goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

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Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022

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Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

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Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

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Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

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