The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.

by crap house hose May 3, 2021

funky tribe

A mafia or cartel organization specifically known for killing or torturing people for uploading it online, and is in a neighborhood.
Origins from the funkytown gore video; I highly advise you DO NOT WATCH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCE.

Carl: There was a funky tribe down our neighborhood!
Jane: OMG, true! It was on the news that the killers posted a video in LiveLeak, and they were a part of a mafia group. I'm pretty sure they're arrested...

by tbh.hello.lol August 23, 2024

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly

1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"

by cs207iii September 2, 2025

spooky and funky

Something that is spooky... and perhaps a little bit funky....

bro 1: Yo bro check out this meme
bro2: Yo thats so spooky and funky
bro1: W-what....?
bro3: *insert spooky funk*

by arsonmanstudios December 11, 2025

Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky

HEs a funky monkey

by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026