subspecies of german shepperd.
by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023
Get the himalayan fur goblin mug.When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Fur mug.A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
Get the facial-fur filter mug.by Gold Phish October 31, 2019
Get the fur whistle mug.on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.
"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.
by Tolijas December 19, 2020
Get the Counter Anti-Fur-Day mug.Fur-Bully is a word where you Bully furrys in December 23. We go bully Nekos ,Furrys and etc types of furrys.
They gave us TORTURE in Fur-Day (DECEMBER 20) So is the day where people bully furrys in December 23.
They gave us TORTURE in Fur-Day (DECEMBER 20) So is the day where people bully furrys in December 23.
Tom: Aye bro wanna give those furry motherfuckers revenge from december 20?
Jack: FUCK YEAH! LETS BULLY THEIR ASSES
Or.
Tom: Remember how does bitches made us into furrys in december 20?
Jack: Yeah why?
Tom: Its december 23th. Its Fur-Bully day!
Jack: HELL YEAH LETS BULLY THEM!
Jack: FUCK YEAH! LETS BULLY THEIR ASSES
Or.
Tom: Remember how does bitches made us into furrys in december 20?
Jack: Yeah why?
Tom: Its december 23th. Its Fur-Bully day!
Jack: HELL YEAH LETS BULLY THEM!
by Zаckаry December 20, 2020
Get the Fur-Bully mug.On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
by dog32012 December 20, 2020
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