dragon breath

really bad bad breath

I would date her, but she's got dragon breath.

by j February 14, 2005

aggravated dragon

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.

Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

by Andy (G-Spot) May 2, 2005

Brown Dragon

A 1993 Chrysler Voyager minivan that is owned by the Chef. Not only is it used for transporting Chef from place to place, but it also is his preferred location for sexual activity.

Chef and the Stripper did it in the Brown Dragon.

Chef gave her the Tornado in the Brown Dragon.

by BrownDragon Lover October 23, 2006

Dragon Claw

When a female's camel toe becomes so intolerably huge and prominent, it can no longer be called a camel toe because it is an insult to camels with feet everywhere.

Person 1: Someone should tell Maggie that she's too big to be wearing those spandex shorts. She's having a major camel toe.

Person 2: Don't bring the camels into this- what Maggie has is a dragon claw.

by Superditor May 7, 2010

dragon piss

A huge Piss, one capable of flooding villages.

Pisser: Nigga, I gotta take a dragon piss, cuz.
Me: What the fuck's a "dragon piss"?
Pisser: It's a huge ass piss, nekkuh, haven't you ever seen how big a fucking dragon is? Imagine that green dragon from DragonBall Z takin' a piss, cuz, that shit be floodin' villages and shit, son.

by Tearstains June 27, 2009

dragon fist

The act of dipping your hand in hot sauce, normally Frank's red hot and then shoving your hand into a vagina.

Make cupcakes bitch or you'll get the dragon fist.

by Keeney July 9, 2006

Dragon Mode

An astronomical level of inebriation in which the subject commits a virtually unstoppable series of social atrocities. Biting, tackling, screaming (read: singing), breaking, and sitting upon are commonly employed by individuals in Dragon Mode. Not attainable by average alcoholics as this level of inebriation often results in blackouts.

When my roommate got home and began playing the guitar and singing(?) at the top of his lungs at 3am I knew he was drunk. When he burst through my door, jumped on my bed and tried to bite my nipple off, I realized he was in Dragon Mode.

by WoodHoot November 2, 2010