Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.

Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian

by Jdeenukes February 4, 2009

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sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.

Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.

by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008

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Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008

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clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

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Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.

Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.

by (H+H) June 10, 2009

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