Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.

Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.

by The half chub December 17, 2025

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Chubbed Cheese

The fat underneath one’s chin

Wow you have a lot of chubbed cheese!

by Pagster April 7, 2025

Girl chub

The female equivalent of a boner—when a woman gets extremely aroused, often to the point of visibly reacting or needing to shift in her seat. It’s not about what’s seen, it’s about what’s felt: throbbing, pulsing, slick, and very, very ready. Happens fast. Can be triggered by a voice, a glance, a dirty thought… or just the right kind of tension.

He whispered in my ear and suddenly—bam—full girl chub. Had to cross my legs and pretend I was not about to climb him like a tree.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Chubbing Around

A phrase for when someone or something fat-ly and phat-ly lays around lazily. Originated from my chubby cat, Sophie.

My cat Sophie kept chubbing around my brother’s closet.

by TheChubbyCat May 7, 2025

Chubbing

A verb which means to lazily lay down while being fat

My cat kept chubbing around the house

by TheChubbyCat May 7, 2025

chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023