Christopher

This one is defently a charmer. If you know one, beware! This boy does not know what he wants. Most of the time he if a player, or an a$$hole. But always super hot. All the girls are head over heals for him, and all the guys hate him. They usually fit right in, because of their looks and charms. If you know one you better make sure that they are loyal, otherwise ypur in for the lomg haul. Also they tend to always to be the main topic!

"Omg christopher so hot!"
"yea but i heard hes a player"

by byebye.cya February 18, 2020

christopher farrel

SIMP NATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Farrel is a fucking simp

by Happy elephant March 1, 2020

Christopher

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.

Chris:Christopher is a cool and likes to keep it chill

by Chrisjr August 28, 2020

Christopher

ur a basic white bitch who belongs to the hillz. u have blond hair and blue eyes and had a glow up in 7t grade (jk)

Christopher also known as the bitch of the hillz

by UrAsimp September 7, 2020

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011