Cheating

You forgot fat cocks. Oh, and sorry bout your friend.

Hym "Cheating is women's fault 100% of the time. If the woman cheats it's because she interacted with a fatcock. If the MAN cheats, however, you're dating a fat cock. Why would he settle for you? You're not Salma Hayek OR Christina Ricci so what is the actual point of you? Entirely 100% Women's fault forever."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

Cheating

So it IS fat! You're a fat cock! I knew it!

Hym "Ope, yeah, see!? Cheating? Fat cock. There you have it. What did I tell you? Critical fat cock theory. The single most accurate theory of all time."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

nubbing cheat

the gallows (old UK slang)

Don't do that. It's the nubbing cheat if you get caught.

by A. P. Damien August 21, 2022

Cheating

Cheating is when you are 100% to your girlfriend

I be cheating on my girlfriend.

by Kn0ts August 29, 2022

cheat

whatever you did, it's cheating, bro. the internet aint gon give u an excuse.

"You kissed her? That's cheating, bro."

by notok_at_all September 3, 2022

vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022