Callum lang

Best footballer in the world, Plays for Portsmouth fc

It’s four for Callum lang!

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025

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Vile sex offender know to follow girls home

That guy is such a callum

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man

Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny

by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021

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A massive stud

Have you seen callum hes a massive stud

by Massive stud 01 November 23, 2021

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British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

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Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (<16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?" "yeah its damn well that kiddie fiddler"

by orbiixt May 26, 2023

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