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Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock
That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus
by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023
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Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023
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Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette
Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.
by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023
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Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
by kinky-dino February 4, 2020
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Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020
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Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".
by John Weblyek April 21, 2020
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