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Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
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Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.
"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"
by maxnellson March 12, 2023
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Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.
'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.
by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023
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Bake Sale

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days
"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!
by Annah11 July 7, 2023
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Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
by Hypothesex January 4, 2020
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Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”
by Zygoguy May 15, 2020
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baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.
Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.
by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020
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