Ask

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Coyness is nice, and coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-tooth girl in Luxembourg
Ask me, ask me, ask me

Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
Nature is a language, can't you read?
Nature is a language, can't you read?
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
If it's not love
Then it's the bomb
Then it's the bomb that will bring us together
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me, oh

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself

My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023

The One Who Asked

No one.

“Air is the one who asked”

by RandomKyleWasTaken March 19, 2023

nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 3, 2023

Who Asked?

A statement used when you are losing an argument or when you're in a bad mood and someone says something you don't give two fucks about. This should not be used in an argument and anyone who uses it is an imbecile. An argument is when two people have a disagreement and attempt to get to an understanding. If you say "Who Asked" you're essentially building a brick wall in front of the other person with no way for them to respond. Is your ego really so small that you can't take losing an argument? What was the point in all of this? Did you really win the argument? Because when you use this statement people know you don't have a good comeback to what the other person said. Overall you did not grow as a person. You did not learn anything new. You did not reach an understanding with the other person. And even then, saying "Who Asked" also technically contradicts yourself because nobody asked for your "Who Asked" so the other person could also say that too.

1: "My mom died."
2: "Who asked?"

by Xx_-Booty_Warrior-_xX February 21, 2023