alyssa bear

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h

Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit

by Johnnie h June 11, 2014

Alyssa Arias

Alyssa Arias we have you on sometime of drug and won't be able to explain all the ways she'll gets you high, she'll leave you fienin bad, she'll have changing your schedule, you can spend all your money and you would care because she's special,

Alyssa Arias gets me so high, like I'm on some kind of drug.

by Somekindofdrug April 13, 2016

alyssa 2.0

Extremely beautiful with a perfect smile.

‘You’re hot when you drink coffee; you’re such an Alyssa 2.0’

by That dude. December 26, 2017

Alyssa V

Hottest potato out there.

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)

by Evan Salter April 24, 2020

James and Alyssa

The next Bonnie and Clyde. They have a star crossed lovers kind of relationship so its not her fault, its just that there are other stars who are working against their relationship. He's only puts into action for the moment so he's not good for someone who was born in September. He should or should not be embarassed for a lot of things . But girls have to understand that this year, Alyssa and James(along with their Dads) will be living out Gods promise that they will become the most richest family on earth. No one will ever imitate them for they are beautiful for each other making and soon will rival pretty much every other couple from the Zodiac

James and Alyssa will come out as the next Bonnie and Clyde.

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

jed and alyssa

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

by jed6969 May 7, 2020

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020