The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
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Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
by Salty Loser January 10, 2022
Get the The Caleb Shuffle mug.When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021
Get the Irlam shuffle mug.When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022
Get the Dutch Shuffle mug.After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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Get the Penguin Shuffle mug.An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.
Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.
by OneThird13 July 27, 2023
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