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A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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HIVE Operation

Mobile sister of the police "Sting Operation", the "HIVE ('High-tech Intensive Virtual Espionage') Operation", also popularly known as "Gang Stalking", is characterized by limitless citizen drones sent out by the police to pose a hazardous encounter of generally disenfranchising interference to a totally random target, analogous to a stirred "hive" of hornets; presumably with the only goal of extrajudicial killing. Supported by all faculties of the cowardly, animalistic, mindless, hypocritical present US government. They have GPS-tracking and interference devices that rival past science fiction, and are as of yet not declassified to the general US public, but informally handled with the cooperation of quasi-citizens'-patrol-type plants against designated marks; most likely generally dispersed upon excuse to greater brutality immediately post-9/11. They are even audaciously conspicuous to the point of lacking any plausible deniability as well, motivated solely by brainlessness and brazen apishness.
"A HIVE Operation is nothing short of a FUBAR quagmire with the cops; and a pseudo-oligarchical general assault upon the American public. Badge or badger, you can't tell the difference. A dangerous covert precedent that cannot be tolerated."
by Ubermensch-One December 7, 2023
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Operation Dog Bark

When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.
That girl says she doesn’t swallow. What a waste. Time for operation dog bark.
by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023
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operation torch

In WW2, Operation Torch was in the Autumn on 1942 when the Allies landed on occupied French colonies in North Africa and advancing rapidly until they met the Tunisian and Libyan holdouts of the Axis, it took them a couple of weeks to overrun the German and Italian defenses and the remaining troops failed to evacuate, leading to the surrender of the African campaign
Operation Torch along with Operation Uranus was the turning point of WW2
by AliTheAce August 3, 2023
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Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023
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operation bee-bomb

when a bee stings you while you're inside a structure of some sorts
by DRduck68 April 27, 2022
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tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing
by CMFICC May 7, 2022
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