joe momma

joe momma plain n simple.

roe: joe momma so joe.
joe: ye.

by glockluv May 23, 2022

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Momma

She cares no matter what an she got your back.. always 🖤

Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma

by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022

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“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.

friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?

by milkdrinker24 April 2, 2022

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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

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Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

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