Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023

Sleazy kong

Iconic NFT badass a straight up pimp

Bro I was I could be like Sleazy Kong

by Lordofgod May 3, 2023

Viggi kong

Viggi Kong is a fictional character whos main purpose is to find oddur húskó and give him a orgasms until he transforms into a combostion v6 diesel engine with unlimited hauling power.

Viggi Kong like giving húskó orgasms

by Ace Ventura xxx September 3, 2023

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

Kong

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.

Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.

by Hanayura September 18, 2023