Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

support scammer

Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.

Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.

by 54321man June 6, 2018

DS (Douchebag Supporter)

1. The opposite of a hater
2. To support something or someone excessively that could be considered overrated

Shawn is a total DS (Douchebag Supporter) when it comes to Call of Duty

Shawn : You are just a hater Call of Duty is the greatest of all time

Jason: No you’re a total DS (Douchebag Supporter)

by JayBeck64 June 10, 2018

supportive girlfriend

Me

I am such a supportive girlfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023

Biden Supporter

Someone who...

1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.

Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"

by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023

Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Sofa Supporter

Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.

'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter

by Mr Owo January 19, 2023