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Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 4, 2020
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Glass Sock

Where a man leaves his "juices" in sock overnight and in the morning the juice is all crusty and 'glass like'
hence glass sock
Henry left his glass sock on the floor, only for his dog to start licking it in the morning.
by Cergoth November 19, 2020
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glass nutsack

The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.
Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
by Ispankbabies October 28, 2020
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Glass blower

When eating ass you cough into the other person's anus and blow out their eyeballs.
Morgan's wife was eating his ass and decided to do a glass blower on him and coughed into his anus thus blowing out his eyeballs.
by Milquey Toast November 3, 2020
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Tanner Glass

An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.
Tanner Glass laughed after he beat the shit out of the opposing player.
by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017
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Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.
Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.
by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018
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glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!
by Leper Khan April 20, 2018
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