Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Deep forking

To use the bathroom in Someone’s mouth.

I really need to do deep forking

by Cheesecakelover376 May 30, 2018

cookie dough with a fork

Its kind of like truffle butter on the nut sack.

I think I still smell something, I have a little cookie dough with a fork.

by GiraffeDictionary December 25, 2023

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023