Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Dink

Completely and utterly fucking mentally inept

“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink”

by Whorehey October 26, 2019

dink

a puss that wont fuck kylie mallete

dink is a pussy

by jamesgarret1244433 October 27, 2019

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020

Dink

Give an extra person a lift on a bicycle.

Jump on the handlebars, I’ll dink you.

by Nostronight December 29, 2020