Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

Papa Den Den

1. A beloved delivery driver, usually named Denny, who shows up like a fatherly figure with food, vibes, and mild chaos. Known for being unintentionally iconic and earning a nickname that sticks harder than his actual name.
2. Any delivery person who becomes part of the lore. Not just a driver, but the driver.

“Food took an hour but it was worth it, Papa Den Den pulled up.”

by PapaDenDenStalker January 8, 2026

Bi-Den

When someone tells you they unfollowed you

A liberal tell the Trump supporter they unfollowed them,bi-den

by Dubledee March 3, 2025

Wolves Den

A poker room in the island of Barbados. It was founded by Lertz and Jay Slayer in 2016 and have grown to become a well respected poker room. You have to be able to hang with the Wolves if you go there.

The best poker room in Barbados is Wolves Den.

by NYgambler November 22, 2021

Van Den Eede

Mongool

He, is da ne Van Den Eede? Wa ne mongool

by Shrek2opDVD November 24, 2021

dense pancake

A funny, smart, sexy woman with a killer ass that knows how to get down and dirty.

Yo did you see that chick?
Yea man, she’s a dense pancake

by Angrybison264 November 23, 2021

did a den

when you eat over your calorie intake.

aw man I just did a den

by robmarvin November 23, 2021