kibble and bits

n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 9, 2004

Doing Bits

A phrase used by people doing little with their lives to express they're doing something good in a subtle, modest manner.

Mainly used by the great unwashed, and commonly referring to drug dealing.

"Hey Charlie, fancy a McDonalds?"
"Yes. Let's go!"
'Doing bits ain't we Charlie"

by 10decisions July 12, 2018

Fiddly Bits

A Women who has a little extra Fat around the edges

Damn Horace your girlfriend has some Fiddly Bits

by Stefalicious July 21, 2006

Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

by Austin November 16, 2004

Bit of a dag

New Zealand slang nearly obsolete for a bloke with a hardcase sense of humour.

What'ya do with that dead rat, mate?
Shoved it up Ted's muffler, Trev.
You're a bit of a dag

by Shapiro July 23, 2006

floppy bits

Another term for cock n balls

I love to jog, but its rough on the floppy bits.

by Shrimp Shack Shooter December 11, 2011

bit of ruff

Sex with a girl from the trailer park/ghetto. To have relations with a woman of no class.

Misty was a hot bit of rough.

by Idiot Buster March 8, 2005