Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)

1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head

HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.

by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

Towel run

When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant

1 "dude i almost had a kid last night"
2 " what happened?"
1" I had to do a towel run"

by Blipparoni May 20, 2018

Dry towel

A Derogatory term that means “white person”

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel

by IM no fukkboi May 27, 2018

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 22, 2017

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017