Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.

Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

by Sex Daddy July 18, 2023

Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.

We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023

Tennessee blowjob

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).

“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”

by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023

Tennessee air brakes

(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”

(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.

Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.

Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.

Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.

by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020

Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).

When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".

by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020