Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.

Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"

by Denver Rawlings March 8, 2012

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

Out like a trout

Big Turtle and Small Turtle making out

Big Turtle and Small Turtle are having romantic moments and they decide to out like a trout

by BTloveST December 8, 2018

slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.

Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT

by Stertown July 31, 2017

Smelly bitch trout

Beth Wilkinson is one whom smells like a bitchy trout.

Look at her over there shes such a smelly bitch trout.

by Diabetic kev January 4, 2019