Texas dynamite

When a man gets mad, wants to go shit ina bed, but his friend insists on getting underneath him and guzzling his shit

Yo bill wait up, let’s do a Texas dynamite

by Lucky lucky January 2, 2019

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Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019

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Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019

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Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

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A town where there are about three trees and is super boring and plain. All the people that stay here do not plan on leaving because this is a dead end town. Most females biggest achievement is becoming a teen mom, and a lot of them get around more than the flu.

That girl Kassandra is definitely from Plainview, Texas.

Plainview,Texas is a slutty town.

Before you meet a girl make sure she isn’t from Plainview Texas.

by Blaze4000 May 2, 2018

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