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Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 6, 2021
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Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 2, 2021
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Ground surprise

Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!
by Viviyin December 25, 2021
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himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.
Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
by 2jm022 February 13, 2022
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The Element of Surprise

when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
by BALOPER February 4, 2021
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Chewbacca Surprise

When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021
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Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth
I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now
by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
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