Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Sponge bob

Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets

Omg you are such a sponge bob

by Bob 😉 December 20, 2017

Sponge

best object oppose contestant, he is sexy and fucking cute
he is a cute af sponge look him up on the internet

sponge!!!!!!!

by Columbux January 2, 2020

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020

sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.

Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...

by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020

Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020