seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Pukka seed bank

420 headshop selling all the latest best products

Pukka seed bank best seeds from around the globe

by Pukka123 November 23, 2021

Seed Sucker

A person of color who loves to snack on the seeds of a juicy watermelon on a hot day.

Hey! What’s that seed sucker doing not working?

by DNP2003 May 16, 2023

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Seed Voice

A scratchu, cracking voice

Dude, that kid's got a seed voice.

by Bandit Heeler June 5, 2024

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024