by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
Get the SALMON mug.A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
Get the Salmon cruncher mug.A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022
Get the slinky salmon mug.*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 7, 2022
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Get the Salmon Slapping mug.spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
Get the spit on the salmon mug.Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
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