by anonymous July 30, 2023
Get the Plant Eating Pussy mug.Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
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Get the plant your zucchini in the backyard mug.by Billy Bob 54 August 12, 2023
Get the sand plant mug.Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
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Get the business plant mug.The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
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Get the House-planting mug.Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.
person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
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