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oral assignment

A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.
Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.
by QuacksO October 20, 2023
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oral sex

when you sit across the room from your partner and yell “fu€k y0u” at each other
we just been honing our oral sex skills today.
by blA{k wid0w February 6, 2024
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oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
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oral cumshot

when ur suckin dick and they cum in your mouth
whats your password?
oral cumshot
yeah, that fits
by eknt July 5, 2023
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Oral Sex

A universal and extremely stable unit for non-cash trading
I had an oral sex to get that role.
I had an oral sex to give a lecture in this institute.
by fizteh April 24, 2020
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Oral Reese’s

The practice of filling your mouth with peanut butter and preforming oral sex.
Hope I don’t get a infection from the “Oral Reese’s” last night.
by SoggyBiscuitChampion February 24, 2020
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Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."
Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.
by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020
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