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net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.
wow my son has an primo net worth!
by con"eriba February 25, 2022
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thirdo net worth

installation for territorial worth account which can go up from $123 to $2000 to use it use coordinates for installation recipe to use net worth connected to your value of your installation that will lead up to good luck
thirdo net worth $123 $432
by con"eriba February 28, 2022
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net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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netting

1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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