Mopped

When you get beat and anally raped with mop

Damn did you hear about Tyler? He got Mopped in the boys bathroom

by BigBowser August 30, 2021

mop her

fuck her

mop her til she runs from you

by reuthi September 20, 2013

Love mop

The cleaning instrument(s) used to clean after sex.

Man, last night after we did our dirty business, me and my girl had to use 3 love mops to clean up our mess.

by Silky Bowelmovement December 28, 2011

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011

Mop

Mop, commonly known as Ben Jansen, is a beautiful creature of the underworld with a taste for chicken crisps

Mop, why won’t you stop eating those chicken crisps

by sEvEnPlAtEs November 19, 2018

Mop

A type of head, when the girl giving it has a large amount of hair.

"Fat bitch and she gave me mop with her hair"

by :Thinking: Hmmm? December 5, 2018