Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

Matthew-Davis

Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.

Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

by One puff May 21, 2016

matthew wilkins

Noodle eater

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.

by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013

Matthew Killen

Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket

Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"

by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019

Matthew Mellado

A name that is used when you like somebody

Wow! You are so kind, you remind me of a Matthew Mellado that has a thick papi butt.

by ShrekLover6942069420 May 8, 2022

Matthew W

You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.

Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.

Girl 2: That's Matthew W.

Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.

by beesgobuzz131313 August 25, 2022