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Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans
by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018
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lonely dinner

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night
by Hoooopy June 12, 2018
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dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.
Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”
by MogulMom June 17, 2018
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lonely hearts day

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018
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lonely

I’m lonely
by Diced onions September 2, 2022
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taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 8, 2022
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 8, 2022
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