Kevin

Tiny dick no woman looks like waldo

Look at this fuckboy Waldo Kevin

by Nigger pedophile July 13, 2017

Kevin

Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."

"Why?"

"I think...she gave me Kevin..."

"...dude that IS bad..."

by GatoSquadPro October 13, 2011

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

He is an idiot

Me: Kevin ur an idiot

Kevin: I know

by ZxSloth December 9, 2016

Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.

Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."

by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018

Kevin

Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.

Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!

by Haggarty July 31, 2017