Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 3, 2017

Jar

Joints already rolled

Go down to the bud hut and by me a jar! I need it bad

by BB 4 January 30, 2020

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Gengar In A Jar

Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.

"He is the alpha Gengar In A Jar"

by Smorterra March 10, 2020

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

on jar

on jar is it’s something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top

and that’s on jar NO cap 😤❌🧢

by GypsyliciousBabe July 13, 2020