February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021

February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

24 February

The day where you can get drunk.

And don’t u dare call ur ex.

24 february jsjsjsj

by imgaytostay February 23, 2021

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

Fuckboy February

Channel your inner fuckboy for all of February!
(Also can be known as the guy version of hot girl summer)

“I dumped my girlfriend so I can fuck with all the hoes during fuckboy February.”

by FlamboyantWeener69 April 29, 2021

February 15

National take you, male best friends hoodie/sweater day

Girl: "It's February 15 give it here"
Boy: "Fine"

by Kinda Russian spy January 2, 2022

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 3, 2021