derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021

Derek

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.

Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.

by Juice juice December 29, 2021

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022

Derek

A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.

“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
“Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”

by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022

Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_

boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK

by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022