Back Clam

The hole in your butt. Mostly known as your butthole.

I have to go crack my back clam!

by Eagles007 January 18, 2008

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 25, 2008

man clam

a vagina which was once a penis

Lady Gaga has a man clam

by kmshim May 25, 2010

clam chops

clam - chops
Def: A females vagina. Basically her "lips".
Clamchops can also be known as camel toe
See also pussy

Dude! Did you slide your shaft inside her clam chops?!

Her clam chops were mighty tastey.

by diviniti November 8, 2005

slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.

by DasProfezzional May 26, 2005

Slamming the Clam

Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.

Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.

by Twatwaffle123 October 29, 2009

clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006