Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.

Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.

by vgkjf May 27, 2019

Christian

christian is a straight up sexy dude .

He looks like a christian over there

by mymanemane72 June 20, 2019

Christian

Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !

Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard

by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019

Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.

Christian is a GOAT.

by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018

christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018

Christian

Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.

Christian is a gorgeous man

by SMAHSER March 21, 2017

Christian

Christian is a sweet,loving,athletic and funny guy. He truly is a dream come true. Christian is so sweet, but can be the stupidest guy ever at points. He’ll always be there for you, even through your hardest times. He’s very cute, but can be annoying like anyone. But the absence of him drives you crazy. When your in his arms you feel safe and everything you stress about disappears, you feel like your flying. Yet if he gets mad at you, you feel so ashamed you just want to run away. When he’s happy your happy. When your feeling down, he cheers you up. If your his girlfriend your the luckiest person on earth! Overall Christian is the sweetest, most loving, most caring guy you’ve ever met! If you haven’t met a Christian you haven’t lived yet. That’s a Christian for you!

Girl #1 omg who is that?!
Girl #2 On that’s Christian my bf.
Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
Girl#2 I know right I’m lucky!

by Hottiegal3256 October 8, 2017