Chew

AKA an inbred incel rat aka cracks aka ac aka dust. The only thing this guy can finish is a spicy chicken burger meal. Allegeric to Naan, his biggest opp a sloth from ice age. Dont believe a word from a rat like this always sayin he's fixing up but cant even stop bussin nuts. Nose broken by a lift. only thing a chew knows is how to take 2 2 secs too long when getting ready

You seen that Chew Scuttlin behind wimmy

by Rattus August 9, 2023

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Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023

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Charleston Chew

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)

Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)

by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

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I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

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