A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
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Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
That's ma ALAN
by master lolo December 2, 2022
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Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.
"Alan is so cute,"
by yosolo January 11, 2023
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