couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

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fag couple

A couple of fags.

"you guys are a couple of fags, oh wait! I meant fag couple"

by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023

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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

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W COUPLE

Emily and DK should be tg they look cute

This is a w couple.

DK:hey bae
Emily:hey baby
DK: we a W COUPLE

Emily:NAH FRLLL

by Jsakidinsideee December 2, 2023

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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

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An unstoppable couple with an unf*ckwithable energy. Able to transcend challenge, inner turmoil, and resistance with grace and ease, because individually and together they've been through hell and back. Able to overcome obstacles, offer compassion, and know when it's time to go to war and take charge.

I mean, if Emily and Jason Sissneros aren't a power couple, I don't know who is.

by RubyRiotCreatives July 9, 2023

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