November 5

national free nut day
nut without failing no nut November

"yo i nutted so hard on November 5th"
"don't that mean you failed no nut November"
"nah the 5th is a free nut day"

by gaylordd21 November 5, 2022

november 5

post your favourite ex

Today is November 5th I’m gunna post my ex !

by ineedmyexback November 5, 2022

November 9th

National ask your friend for $5! They can't refuse!

Hey its November 9th, can I have $5?

by Idiotnamedadam November 5, 2022

No nut november

an event I failed.

Joe: Hows No Nut November coming along?

Me: I came already.

Joe: Well its only the first of November...

by enews01 November 6, 2022

November 15th

National suck a dick if you have a long neck day

Brahim!!! It's November 15th and you have a long neck!!!

by Michael Oxford Long November 6, 2022

November 6

The day where you have to fuck a person who’s name starts with K or ends with A (consenting)

Bruh ima fuck up my homie on November 6

by Elazabel November 6, 2022

November 15

November 15 is national couple day!! this is the day you spend time with your bf/gf and go out somewhere (optional)

girl: baeee it’s November 15
boy: so?? oh yeaaa let’s go to the movies and get sun to eat

girl: ok bae❤️

by theyadoree.unknown November 6, 2022